A poster from 1849. This Victorian steam powered vibrator would be started by the Doctor to treat the woman for “hysteria”. When the wheel turned, it moved the rubber massager back and forth. The woman then would place herself in front of it.

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you’ll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She’s pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her two cousins, her sister’s Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.

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It’s nice to be working again and this week has been a very busy one, we have litteraly been up to our armpits in transsexuals for days. I am posting you a little taste of what we have been shooting you can see lots of our work here.

The music industry continues on it’s crash course with the porno industry, Christina Aguilera gets more and more naked with every photo shoot, how long will it be before she is showing pink? Beyonce recently had a clothing malfunction and showed her tits to an entire audience, accident? Was it also an accident that a guy with a video camera was there to record the occasion and post it all over the web?
Who can tell the difference between a music star and a Porn star anymore? Mariah Carey’s stuff is all over the web and as for Britney Spears her public behavior sets new lows for porn stars to live down to.
So what do the guys do in light of all this flesh being revealed? Shoot uncensored versions of their videos filled with naked girls and release them on the web is one answer. Here are two you might like to see, the first is called Mobile Pimp

The next one though is the real ‘biggie’ here is P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent featuring Snoop Dog, G-Unit and a shit load of naked broads.

I am not a great lover of Techno music but I do like sexy girls, so it seems does Russian DVJ Bazuka. Producer, composer of innovative club music, director of musical sexual-extravaganza video clips and presenter of what is reportedly the best DVJ-show in the world. she stands alone in the Techno club world.
She first exploded on to the scene in 2005 with her “Sex Energy” tour and has since then produced 3 more tours of a similar nature culminating recently in the enormously popular new “Sexplosive and Sextravagant” tour which has spawned her first album of the same name.
Her shows mix music video and live dancers simultaneously, using the top Russian models and dancers wearing fetish clothes from Russia’s best designers. The internet today proliferates with more than one hundred of her self produced and directed video clips here are just a few samples of her work.

Discoteka

Voodoo

Surrender

Melissa

Sexy Paradise

Dirty Sex

Turn it up

No Control

Chupa Girlz

To be honest, most men don’t have a clue as to what’s going on down there. We pee, zip, tuck, scratch, rub! and, if were lucky, make love. All in uninformed bliss. We fully expect the thing to perform flawlessly for 70 plus years without any maintenance beyond a daily lather.

But inevitably, something goes wrong, whether it’s a line drive up the middle during a company softball game or a lusty command to snap to attention that goes unheeded. And when it does, we men are befuddled, embarrassed, terrified - so much so that we often postpone seeking professional help until the pain or anxiety becomes unbearable.

It is with this level of ignorance in mind that I decided to offer up this manual, a do-it-yourselfer’s guide to understanding, maintaining and troubleshooting the one eyed bald headed trouser lodger, AKA, your privates. But because I know that listening to a urologist (dick doctor) would be dull to say the least so this guide is organised just like the manual you got with your nice new car.

More.

Stolen from www.unclemelon.com

CMJ magazine calls DJ? Acucrack “The most formidable force of the post-industrial movement.” Their music spans a broad spectrum from drum & bass and breakbeat to ambient and trance.

Click on the picture to see the video.

I have found this site of parlor tricks you can do with your penis, this is how they introduce themselves:

The thought of it feels slightly provocative; a penis must be hidden until it is really needed – for natural needs and reproduction. You don’t take it out at dinner parties or during coffee breaks.

To enjoy willie tricks it used to require visiting hockey locker rooms or hanging out with drunken students. Even magazines and other erotic materials rarely expose the dick, unlike its female counterpart, which often is featured prominently.

It was as a result of all of these instances of secrecy and hiding that the idea of a book on Dick Tricks was born. Why should something so enjoyable be such a taboo? How can our best friend be associated with such shame? With this simple handbook we want to show you a natural way to hang out with your own or others dicks. Penises should be fun, not just functional!

So stop hiding what we hold so dear. Go out and do something nice with it instead. Let your penis spice up the dullest gatherings and fill the nicest parlors!

There are 34 tricks you can do with your penis listed here and most with little or no professional experience ,you will however require a foreskin for most of them. this is the kind of ice breaker young guys need for a first date, just give her a copy of the book, drop your pants and the evenings entertainment is assured, hell, you can even watch the ball game while she is amusing herself!

A favela is a slum, an illegal settlement built on squatted lands. Brazil has one of the worst distributions of wealth in the world and the poor have got to live somewhere. The favela dwellers build their houses out of wood and garbage, then later when they have the money, they upgrade to a home made concrete home.
These places make Los Angeles South Central look like Disneyland, the murder rate is the highest in the world, so how about driving slowly through the neighborhoods at night picking up street girls and doing them in a car parked at notorious crime scenes, crazy? Huh?
Tuesday night we put on bullet proof vests and attempt our first shoot, anybody who would to try to copy this one is welcome.

If you look anything like this please marry me.

Click here for a very funny video. PopRocks

And another Drunk Driving Test