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The Envelope Please!

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It's Award season, The Oscars, The Emmys, the Tony's, The AVNies, even Gene Ross is now giving out the Genies, so, should anybody give a fuck, here are my best of the year.
"Ladies and Gentlemen the Bony goes to ....."

Best Movie: Memoirs of a Geisha
Here is the snow dance.

Best song: James Blunt - You're Beautiful

Best Girl Band: The Pussycat Dolls

Sexiest Music Video: Faith Hill _ Breathe

The Best WTF?

Best TV Show: Dexter

Biggest Looser of the Year: Britney Spears
You big fat fucking slag, I will never jerk off to you again!

Best Porno Movie: Who really fucking cares? Can you remember last years winner?

Best new starlet: Oh yeah what's-her-name the cute one with the drug problem.

Stud of the year: Viagra

Most honest Distributor:

Nicest Guy in the Business: Rob Spallone

Posted by John T. Bone • 10:03 AM