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It's never easy is it?

I like bacon with my breakfast, maybe even a sausage or two as well. The ex-Mrs. T Bone, a diabetic, currently works in a posh Thai vegetarian restaurant so I can't cook breakfast before she leaves for work around 9am as the customers will smell the bacon on her and complain that she isn't a vegetarian, fuckers!
This week we are having our kitchen remodeled so I can't use it after the workmen arrive at 8am.
I can't go out for breakfast because Brazil is 6 hours in front of us and 6am to noon is my busiest time.
I have just eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for the third consecutive morning. I don't like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Posted by John T. Bone • 08:40 AM